Seriously? And it’s not even like Cameron Diaz was giving A-Rod a taste of some amazingly delicious dish that he just had to try. It’s popcorn. In fact, it’s ballgame popcorn. Spoiler-alert! I can promise you it’s over-buttered, over-salted and demands that you buy the accompanying $5.00 soft drink.
Ugh. I find it so annoying when couples feed one another in public. Whether its individual pieces of popcorn or actually stabbing something on a plate, and giving it the ‘here comes the airplane’ motion into the mouth…I just find it so irritating and, dare I say it, disgusting.
Why do couples do this? I don’t understand. You never see two friends in public feeding one another. The public-feeding should be limited to children under four years of age, and adults who are no longer able-bodied. No lovebirds.
I know I rarely make such bold statements but I’m about to lay one down for you all–If I EVER am caught in public with a significant other (throw me a party! no, seriously..) and I begin to lift a fork to his luscious lips…PLEASE SHOOT ME. Just take me out back, Old Yellar style, and shoot me. Because I’ve clearly lost all my good sense.
So, I’ll open this up for discussion. Is it weird, or am I being (as usual) harsh?